Decision 3012

“Decision 3012” hits the sweet spot between cynicism and hope, because it suggests there are ideals worth standing up for, and that with enough.

Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!

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If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.

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Thank you, senator, a thoughtful and lucid answer. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!

Morbo
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He may not be perfect, but do we really want some new guy? I'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you!

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Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Ravva and the cyclops curse full. Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!

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Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?

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Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

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Futurama Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

Nixon
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